Barry and Gina accidentally bump into each other at the mall after they both experienced an awful breaking up with each other. They based their relationship on love, kindness and honesty. They're still honest, but now they're no longer loving or kind to each other. Here's their conversation:
Barry: Hey Gina, funny to run into you at the mall.
Gina: Yep. Needed to buy some stuff. How've you been?
Barry: Not bad. I still fucking hate you. And yourself. What have you been doing?
Gina: A lot more anal.
Barry: Really. Finally stepping it up. I wondered if you were ever going to put some "life" into your sex life. So anal huh?
Gina: With black guys.
Barry: Ouch. If it makes you feel any better, I started jacking off to more Latin porn. I almost never masturbate while thinking of you. Except, you know, for Tuesdays. Our old date night. Before you fucking dumped me.
Gina: For crying out loud. You're still upset about that?
“I rubbed my balls all over the box of your crap that I mailed to you after you dumped me.”Barry: Well, I haven't poisoned your cat yet. But I've thought about it. A lot.
Gina: Can you just get over it already? I was never really that happy with you.
Barry: I know. I must be a hard person to love since I bought you everything.
Gina: You never bought tampons for me.
Barry: That's because I don't want to think about you like that. I never asked you to buy hemorrhoid cream for me.
Gina: You never asked.
Barry: Because I was embarrassed and I didn't want you to know I bled from the ass.
Gina: Like I didn't know.
Barry: You knew?
Gina: Duh. I saw you naked probably more than you did. Why should you feel so embarrassed about you bleeding rectum? Or my temporary blood flow for that matter?
Barry: I don't feel the need to tell you everything.
Gina: I always knew you kept things from me.
Barry: Holy shit! You're still a fucking bitch!
Gina: And you're still a whiny pussy.
Barry: Oh yeah? I rubbed my balls all over the box of your crap that I mailed to you after you dumped me.
Gina: That's nice. I didn't even open it. I just threw it away.
Barry: God damn it! Could you just let me take pleasure in disgusting you?
Gina: I lived, slept, and sexed with you. You can't disgust me. Except for this victim act you're pulling.
Barry: So, do you wanna make out?
Gina: Nah. I'm seriously just into interracial anal.
Barry: I'll put on blackface if you wear a sombrero.