Are You Homoflexible?

I have a girlfriend who I truly love, but every time I watch male weight lifting, I get an erection. What should I do?

DunkinDonuts

Don’t ditch the girl you love just because you’re aroused by an occasional display of testosteronical beefcakery. I’ll wager that’s not entirely uncommon among young straight guys. However, I’d love to get some feedback from readers: Guys, ever had a similar experience? If so, please send me your name, address, photograph, and the location of the largest billboard in your city. Or you can remain anonymous, whatever.

Sincerely,
Nicole

I want my wife to have a threesome with me and a other woman. How do I go about convincing her to do this?

WellEndowed12

I don’t know your wife, but if I were her, I might agree to have a threesome if you promised to grant me a swift and amicable divorce.

Sincerely,
Nicole

The last time my band played live, why did girls showed me their boobies?

Michael

It’s simply yet another manifestation of the third noble truth of the Buddha: Girls will flash anything holding a guitar.