Funny Lists

Weekly funny lists for readers on the go. Quizzes

If I Texted My Ex How SMS Marketers Text Me

Special offer alert for your birthday! Reply before the end of the night for an all-inclusive hookup!!

If you’re still using Facebook today, you’ll still be using Facebook in 2042.

💒👀So, HOW did we build such a LOVING RELATIONSHIP? 👀💒 Here’s how 👇

When you sing to your baby please use public-domain music.

To hear this litany of passive-aggressive disgust in English, press one.

P.U., this clown stunk! Literally, he smelled like he crawled out of a sewer.

A woman realizes she’s in love with her best friend and vows to stop his wedding by any means necessary.

Reese's Cups: “Another groveling rube clamoring for accolades simply for having done exactly what is required."

Contains blood, gore, jump scares, high-pitched screeching instead of a real soundtrack, and gross chewing noises.

Close family and friends are worried about your future prospects.

Actual Word: Package Pronounced: “Peekage”: An accidental exposure of flesh or undergarments due to missing or loose clothing fastener(s).

- “Economically anxious” strawberries - The blackberries of our discontent - The raspberries of road rage