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Yelp Reviews of Pennywise the Clown

P.U., this clown stunk! Literally, he smelled like he crawled out of a sewer.

A woman realizes she’s in love with her best friend and vows to stop his wedding by any means necessary.

Reese's Cups: “Another groveling rube clamoring for accolades simply for having done exactly what is required."

Contains blood, gore, jump scares, high-pitched screeching instead of a real soundtrack, and gross chewing noises.

Close family and friends are worried about your future prospects.

Actual Word: Package Pronounced: “Peekage”: An accidental exposure of flesh or undergarments due to missing or loose clothing fastener(s).

- “Economically anxious” strawberries - The blackberries of our discontent - The raspberries of road rage

- That cut is going to get infected - Fuel leak recall from a car I don’t own

- You’re the crab-apple of my eye - You’re the love of my mid-life - You’re my other third

Smelling like a mix of Lay's Potato Chips, Victoria's Secret perfume, and Miller Lite for four years straight.

- The Apollo 14 flag got wrinkled and needs ironing.

- Lower gum tattoos are still healing - Chimpanzee documentary made eating fire ants with a stick look easy