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Anyone who tries to create a paradox gets stopped by theoretical physicist Michio Kaku and his incredible superpowers.
Driver’s Seat of The Car You Still Haven’t Paid Off: If your ancient Volvo is visibly shaking from your pent-up emotions, then you know you’re doing it right!
Wipe down equipment after use with one of the damp napkins placed atop our overflowing garbage bins.
- Both fell off trucks at one point. - Neither speaks French.
The leopard with the feet of a bear and the mouth of a lion is an obvious reference to Ryan Reynolds' dashing good looks.
Congratulations on your new baby! You know what else is new? New York City, where I work and live.
Would you say this survey is currently: - Meeting your expectations - Not meeting your expectations
No one will explain the charge to you, but you are sure it is unjust.
Prompt 4: Do you think you’ll ever grow out of being a nerd?
September 21st, 10:02 PM: “The Big Stinker” spotted again three miles away, hovering outside an elderly woman’s second-story window.
Fragrant blueberry bush behind the cabin where you tossed your urine-soaked sleeping bag in a panic to get rid of the evidence.
Robin Hood: Get married in the woods and then crash a wealthier wedding’s reception for dinner. Archery optional, but encouraged.