Weekly funny lists for readers on the go. Quizzes
The People Who Will Beat You in the Thanksgiving Half Marathon for Which You’ve Trained for Months
- A nine-year-old who will be upset later that there’s no gravy for his potato volcano
Funny Lists
Passive-Aggressive Comments from My Family on Thanksgiving Bingo
"So, how’s that so-called ‘job’ of yours going?"
If I Texted My Ex How SMS Marketers Text Me
Special offer alert for your birthday! Reply before the end of the night for an all-inclusive hookup!!
What Your Current Favorite Trends Say About Your Future
If you’re still using Facebook today, you’ll still be using Facebook in 2042.
Wedding Vows from a LinkedIn Influencer
💒👀So, HOW did we build such a LOVING RELATIONSHIP? 👀💒 Here’s how 👇
14 Tips for Raising an Under-Litigious Baby
When you sing to your baby please use public-domain music.
Press the Star Key at Any Time for a Complete List of Absolutely Everything You Can Expect Us to Do for You Lazy Bastards
To hear this litany of passive-aggressive disgust in English, press one.
Yelp Reviews of Pennywise the Clown
P.U., this clown stunk! Literally, he smelled like he crawled out of a sewer.
Romantic Comedy or Horror Movie?
A woman realizes she’s in love with her best friend and vows to stop his wedding by any means necessary.
Orson Welles Reviews Halloween Candy
Reese's Cups: “Another groveling rube clamoring for accolades simply for having done exactly what is required."
Honest Movie Ratings We Actually Need
Contains blood, gore, jump scares, high-pitched screeching instead of a real soundtrack, and gross chewing noises.
College Drama Workshop, or Clinical Depression?
Close family and friends are worried about your future prospects.