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September 21st, 10:02 PM: “The Big Stinker” spotted again three miles away, hovering outside an elderly woman’s second-story window.
Fragrant blueberry bush behind the cabin where you tossed your urine-soaked sleeping bag in a panic to get rid of the evidence.
Robin Hood: Get married in the woods and then crash a wealthier wedding’s reception for dinner. Archery optional, but encouraged.
Governor And Fire Offer Competing Visions For Forest’s Future
- They both went to boarding school - They wish people would just calm down about the socioeconomic divide
- The Bibliophile - Angela Lansbury - This Love (Taylor’s Version)
Good news! Vita Coco has just offered $4,500 to work their product into the show. Frasier just needs to say, "I’m loco for Vita Coco!"
WHY DO YOU HAVE YOUR PANTS DOWN TO YOUR ANKLES, PRIVATE?
- Third quarter is the "tickle quarter" - Allow players to wear leather jackets for more "dangerous" vibe
If the football coach's team loses the game they dump acid on him.
Strangers on a Star Destroyer by Alfred Hitchcock: Jimmy Stewart’s Luke Skywalker pursues who he believes killed his father, James Mason’s Darth Vader.
- Many movies have been made about their lives - Chosen members of the family get special swords