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Strangers on a Star Destroyer by Alfred Hitchcock: Jimmy Stewart’s Luke Skywalker pursues who he believes killed his father, James Mason’s Darth Vader.
- Many movies have been made about their lives - Chosen members of the family get special swords
There is dirt everywhere, all the time. At no point is anybody completely clean (not even the rich people).
Torture, salivating, aroused. Every second, a sheet of currency worth the amount of my student loans passes me.
Research Potential Employers: Wait outside businesses and take notes on everyone’s facial expressions and demeanor as they leave for the day.
What was the number of the locker where I left you anonymous notes saying you’d be pretty if you washed your face?
I regret that I have but one chance to offer a high five to the executioner while I’m on the gallows and then say, "Hey, don’t leave me hanging!"
Contains only four questions of actual importance.
The journey of a thousand ham slices begins with a single cut of the deli slicer.
This Maya Angelou quote means "It’s 9:00 AM, and Denise is plotting to become the next head of the PTA."
Bigfoot, Chupacabra, but not Mothman (he’s a real jerk)
5: Percentage of my college tuition covered by the inaugural Just a Taste of Hope Ayn Rand Memorial Scholarship.