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There is dirt everywhere, all the time. At no point is anybody completely clean (not even the rich people).
Torture, salivating, aroused. Every second, a sheet of currency worth the amount of my student loans passes me.
Research Potential Employers: Wait outside businesses and take notes on everyone’s facial expressions and demeanor as they leave for the day.
What was the number of the locker where I left you anonymous notes saying you’d be pretty if you washed your face?
I regret that I have but one chance to offer a high five to the executioner while I’m on the gallows and then say, "Hey, don’t leave me hanging!"
Contains only four questions of actual importance.
The journey of a thousand ham slices begins with a single cut of the deli slicer.
This Maya Angelou quote means "It’s 9:00 AM, and Denise is plotting to become the next head of the PTA."
Bigfoot, Chupacabra, but not Mothman (he’s a real jerk)
5: Percentage of my college tuition covered by the inaugural Just a Taste of Hope Ayn Rand Memorial Scholarship.
Random people keep jostling you to get to the front of the amorphous blob you’ve been waiting in for 30 minutes.
A scribe’s only acceptable wardrobe is a good collared shirt or sensible cardigan, or a collared shirt under a sensible cardigan.