Weekly funny lists for readers on the go. Quizzes
I regret that I have but one chance to offer a high five to the executioner while I’m on the gallows and then say, "Hey, don’t leave me hanging!"
Contains only four questions of actual importance.
The journey of a thousand ham slices begins with a single cut of the deli slicer.
This Maya Angelou quote means "It’s 9:00 AM, and Denise is plotting to become the next head of the PTA."
Bigfoot, Chupacabra, but not Mothman (he’s a real jerk)
5: Percentage of my college tuition covered by the inaugural Just a Taste of Hope Ayn Rand Memorial Scholarship.
Random people keep jostling you to get to the front of the amorphous blob you’ve been waiting in for 30 minutes.
A scribe’s only acceptable wardrobe is a good collared shirt or sensible cardigan, or a collared shirt under a sensible cardigan.
The May-Decemberita: Sherry with a sprinkle of Molly.
He asks you about yourself, things like, “Can you give me a kidney?” and, “So how’s about that kidney?”
I Got You Babe (And By “You” I Mean Rude Comments on Your TikTok)
The "Definitely Not Adderall" Meal ($54.99): A taco shell with six tablets of Adderall in it.