Funny Lists

Weekly funny lists for readers on the go. Quizzes

12 Books You Must Read Before You Can Die

Reading the author's Wikipedia page may have sailed you through book club, but it will not sail you across the river of souls.

If you break up with a man, you'll get a text message. If you break up with a woman, you'll get an Edible Arrangement and a Babeland gift card.

- Sometimes the leader thinks they can fly. - Workers must work as fast as they can with barely any breaks.

Stock Consultant: Honestly, this feels more helpful than predicting the end of winter anyway.

Posting signage around the restaurant that says, “We Pinky Promise We Washed Our Hands Before Returning To Work,” is not comforting.

- Several Loose Flashlights - One Omni-Seasonal Jack-O-Lantern

Thank you so much for inviting me to your ______________ [wedding, dog’s birthday, seance, superspreader BBQ].

- Formed during a hot summer night in a small Kansas town - The absolute worst and most dangerous place to experience one is inside a motor vehicle

If with a group, how many surviving members are there? Of those who are still living, how many look like Keith Richards?

Wordle 187 6/6 SHIRT PANTS CLASH YIKES DRESS AGAIN

915: Ex has recurring role in formerly favorite TV series 916: Enormous spider in shower

Now when you pop your bones from their sockets so you can scuttle across the floor like a spider, you will be met with clapping instead of screaming.