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“Unless you’ve got millions in the bank, any form of routine maintenance is downright unaffordable.”
After leaving his wife and stumbling out of a piano bar, George Bailey drives into a tree. Or as it’s also known, “The Billy Joel Trifecta.”
The toilet was pristine. I placed the back of my hand on the porcelain. Cool to the touch.
Dec. 2: Gas Station Thursday Dec. 3: Tweet-Storming About Inflation Friday Dec. 4: Belated Turkey Carcass Composting Saturday
- Hebrewka falls so early this year. - Harmonica, the Festival of Lights.
Before the tension in the air makes someone scream, say quietly, "I could tell you, but then—well, you know…"
6. You cannot begin to fathom what you’re supposed to do with the assortment of random parts in the inner pouch.
-Despite it being fairly obvious, your pregnant friend’s wife won’t say who the father of her baby is.
2. (Taylor’s Version) Thou shalt not throw shade on my name or thy will face the wrath of hundreds of vengeful Swifites online.
11. Most of the Go-Go’s songs were originally about Belinda Carlisle’s appetizers.
#4 "Stress" Clearly the weak link in the bunch. "Stress" is out of its league here, and it knows it.
Responsibilities: - Operate a Nikon “Coolpix” digital camera from 2009 - Set up and execute photoshoots from the back of a speeding moped