Weekly funny lists for readers on the go. Quizzes
Careers Punxsutawney Phil Is Considering Now That Seasons Are Irrelevant
Stock Consultant: Honestly, this feels more helpful than predicting the end of winter anyway.
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Suggestions from the Suggestion Box at My Teppanyaki Restaurant Where I Make All the Food with My Bare Hands
Posting signage around the restaurant that says, “We Pinky Promise We Washed Our Hands Before Returning To Work,” is not comforting.
15 Subdued Alternatives to Harsh Overhead Lighting
- Several Loose Flashlights - One Omni-Seasonal Jack-O-Lantern
A Mad Lib for Declining Social Events in 2022
Thank you so much for inviting me to your ______________ [wedding, dog’s birthday, seance, superspreader BBQ].
Fact About Toddlers or Fact About Tornadoes?
- Formed during a hot summer night in a small Kansas town - The absolute worst and most dangerous place to experience one is inside a motor vehicle
Aging Rock Star Performance Reinstatement Application
If with a group, how many surviving members are there? Of those who are still living, how many look like Keith Richards?
I’m Getting Different Wordles than Everyone Else and It’s Not Going Well
Wordle 187 6/6 SHIRT PANTS CLASH YIKES DRESS AGAIN
Less than Emergency Numbers, 912-937
915: Ex has recurring role in formerly favorite TV series 916: Enormous spider in shower
Five Ways to Convince Your Friends That Your New Apartment Isn’t Haunted
Now when you pop your bones from their sockets so you can scuttle across the floor like a spider, you will be met with clapping instead of screaming.
Are You Lamenting the Physical Effects of Aging, or Are You a Home Inspector Describing a Ramshackle Fixer-Upper?
“Unless you’ve got millions in the bank, any form of routine maintenance is downright unaffordable.”
Trivia About “It’s a Wonderful Life” (1946)
After leaving his wife and stumbling out of a piano bar, George Bailey drives into a tree. Or as it’s also known, “The Billy Joel Trifecta.”
Excerpts from “Maynard McClelland, Bathroom Detective”
The toilet was pristine. I placed the back of my hand on the porcelain. Cool to the touch.