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My fedora is almost always silent, but your kid starts screaming just because I flick him in both his eyes? Toughen up, Henry.
Q. Should I worry about the fact that people keep disappearing after using the elevator? A. I wouldn't.
- The staff is smarmy and vaguely European. - There’s a child smoking a cigarette.
- Pulling on a hoodie and sneaking over to my neighbors’ garage. - Groping around in the dark where they stack their old paint cans.
The Fade-to-Black: Slowly dim the lights while you engage in suggestive banter, such as, “Hello there, big boy.” That’s all.
-The “proper” way to peel a banana (other fruits and vegetable should be fine) -Organized religion -The taste, texture, or general concept of milk
Do you need one that’s beefy enough to pull a livestock trailer if you decide to offer goat yoga at the staycation glampground you're planning?
Goosebumps #11: The Currency Exchange For Monsters: Monsters Have Currency Exchanges, I Guess
It’s funny if you sync up scenes of Danny riding his tricycle with the theme song from Naked Gun.
St. Louis Cardinals: You can't climax unless it's a 1-0 pitchers' duel.
"Jeepers creepers! They're going to scratch the place up!"
Can We Talk in My Office Later? Office drama based on a seemingly innocent Friday morning email that potentially holds a much darker meaning.