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2. (Taylor’s Version) Thou shalt not throw shade on my name or thy will face the wrath of hundreds of vengeful Swifites online.
11. Most of the Go-Go’s songs were originally about Belinda Carlisle’s appetizers.
#4 "Stress" Clearly the weak link in the bunch. "Stress" is out of its league here, and it knows it.
Responsibilities: - Operate a Nikon “Coolpix” digital camera from 2009 - Set up and execute photoshoots from the back of a speeding moped
My fedora is almost always silent, but your kid starts screaming just because I flick him in both his eyes? Toughen up, Henry.
Q. Should I worry about the fact that people keep disappearing after using the elevator? A. I wouldn't.
- The staff is smarmy and vaguely European. - There’s a child smoking a cigarette.
- Pulling on a hoodie and sneaking over to my neighbors’ garage. - Groping around in the dark where they stack their old paint cans.
The Fade-to-Black: Slowly dim the lights while you engage in suggestive banter, such as, “Hello there, big boy.” That’s all.
-The “proper” way to peel a banana (other fruits and vegetable should be fine) -Organized religion -The taste, texture, or general concept of milk
Do you need one that’s beefy enough to pull a livestock trailer if you decide to offer goat yoga at the staycation glampground you're planning?
Goosebumps #11: The Currency Exchange For Monsters: Monsters Have Currency Exchanges, I Guess