Funny Lists

Weekly funny lists for readers on the go. Quizzes

Could You Be a ReCAPTCHA Photographer?

Responsibilities: - Operate a Nikon “Coolpix” digital camera from 2009 - Set up and execute photoshoots from the back of a speeding moped

My fedora is almost always silent, but your kid starts screaming just because I flick him in both his eyes? Toughen up, Henry.

Q. Should I worry about the fact that people keep disappearing after using the elevator? A. I wouldn't.

- The staff is smarmy and vaguely European. - There’s a child smoking a cigarette.

- Pulling on a hoodie and sneaking over to my neighbors’ garage. - Groping around in the dark where they stack their old paint cans.

The Fade-to-Black: Slowly dim the lights while you engage in suggestive banter, such as, “Hello there, big boy.” That’s all.

-The “proper” way to peel a banana (other fruits and vegetable should be fine) -Organized religion -The taste, texture, or general concept of milk

Do you need one that’s beefy enough to pull a livestock trailer if you decide to offer goat yoga at the staycation glampground you're planning?

Goosebumps #11: The Currency Exchange For Monsters: Monsters Have Currency Exchanges, I Guess

It’s funny if you sync up scenes of Danny riding his tricycle with the theme song from Naked Gun.

St. Louis Cardinals: You can't climax unless it's a 1-0 pitchers' duel.

"Jeepers creepers! They're going to scratch the place up!"