Funny Lists

Weekly funny lists for readers on the go. Quizzes

Are You a Shopper at IKEA or a Character in a Wes Anderson Film?

- The staff is smarmy and vaguely European. - There’s a child smoking a cigarette.

- Pulling on a hoodie and sneaking over to my neighbors’ garage. - Groping around in the dark where they stack their old paint cans.

The Fade-to-Black: Slowly dim the lights while you engage in suggestive banter, such as, “Hello there, big boy.” That’s all.

-The “proper” way to peel a banana (other fruits and vegetable should be fine) -Organized religion -The taste, texture, or general concept of milk

Do you need one that’s beefy enough to pull a livestock trailer if you decide to offer goat yoga at the staycation glampground you're planning?

Goosebumps #11: The Currency Exchange For Monsters: Monsters Have Currency Exchanges, I Guess

It’s funny if you sync up scenes of Danny riding his tricycle with the theme song from Naked Gun.

St. Louis Cardinals: You can't climax unless it's a 1-0 pitchers' duel.

"Jeepers creepers! They're going to scratch the place up!"

Can We Talk in My Office Later? Office drama based on a seemingly innocent Friday morning email that potentially holds a much darker meaning.

"Cozy" -- The smallest possible apartment we could legally claim is inhabitable.

Clip a small dumbbell to each middle finger and do three sets of 50 reps while reaching up and out with your arms.