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Taurus sun is grounded and earthy. I did hear it spreading a rumor that you lied about meeting Joey Fatone though.
The one spring day every year in New York City in which it is neither torrentially sleeting nor 95 degrees and humid.
Pink circle: You don’t have COVID, but you do have ringworm? Gross.
Like a lonesome cowboy with a leather-wrapped journal, I will compose many a silent email, detailing my woes on the Outlook trail.
Blast-Off Bronze? Boiling Point Berry? Brink Pink?
- “I feel stupid and contagious.” - "Masks are stupid it's not even that contagious."
In the past decade, this is the edgiest thing you’ve said in a podcast.
M1922 Bang? Bersa Thunder 9? Basix Slim 7?
Dust Jiffy Lube Employees Who “Fill Up” Your Wiper Fluid With An Empty Bottle And Charge You $15 Extra Without Asking If You Even Wanted It
- Dedenne - Victini - Boldore
- You become astonishingly strong when angry. - You can destroy an entire house in seconds.
- Which do you love more: me or your idea of me? - Would you still love me if I were replaced, piece by piece, until nothing of my original self was left?