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Good reasons for anyone, anywhere, under any circumstances, to buy, make, or consume a blueberry bagel.
Warm and wide-ranging and wise, a wonderful companion. Plenty of substance but free of clumsiness. Neither cloddy nor cobby.
The job description mentioned “complimentary fruit." Could you please elaborate? As in, what fruit are we talking about?
Your Mac is overheating. Your Mac can’t stop looking up the symptoms of rare computer viruses.
- Everything is interconnected, but how? - Things get real messy, real fast
Your Password Is Insecure: password Your Password Is Confident: Password.Period.
I Didn’t Kill Jillian, Per Se, But I Am Indirectly Responsible for Her Death and While It Haunts Me, I Am Still a Redeemable Character
In the distance, you hear the echo of someone repeatedly muttering, “Mingus Ah Um.”
You know what rips you to shreds? [synonym for life]. [slang term for a woman in the 1970s], let’s get married.
- Queenside Tuscaloosa - DeVry-Phoenix Main Line - The Jay Leno Trap
Popular squat varietals include Back Squats, Front Squats, and Boot Cut.
The second to-scale Lego diorama you have built in the last two weeks of the entire Chicago skyline.