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- Who Really Needs Charging, Me or My Case? The Ongoing Enigma - For the Love of All That is Holy, Please, Clean Me
- An important work of literature is being discussed. You have not read it. - You are mostly silent.
Two Boston brand faux-wood pencil sharpeners: one electric, one battery-operated, both used solely from the years 2000 to 2004.
Spider 8 was banned from Goodreads for her particularly scathing review of Jonathan Franzen’s latest novel.
I thought the mixed berry would pair well with the mix of emotions I had been feeling since my mom married her long-time boyfriend, Alfonso Matrioni.
I’ve never lied about being robbed at gunpoint to avoid admitting to pissing in some bushes outside of a western Rio de Janeiro gas station.
- Loving Big Brother: Why the Government Should Be Spying on Us More - This is a Flammable Stack of Paper
- You're warning me about the grizzly bear in my blind spot. - You're using Morse Code to ask me out on a date.
Ask them if they've tried that pencil trick to help them smile their way out of stress.
Take the day off of work! The experience can take between nine and twelve hours.
- Are fish and chips macrobiotic? Probably not. - Can’t believe scientists can clone a sheep but can’t make fish and chips macrobiotic.
Arugula? Tatsoi? Mihirakula? Tamerlane? Everything on this list is ready to haunt you.