Weekly funny lists for readers on the go. Quizzes
My Favorite Country Songs and Who Sings Them
"Small Town Girl, Big City Knockers" - Double Dee Feat. Skyla Mirena "I'll Never Be Him (He's a Soldier)" - Creelyn Crawley
Funny Lists
Dolly Parton Lyric or Things I’ve Said to My Anti-Vax Friends?
“Take it and you never will be sorry that you did.” “You would be surprised to find how good it really is.”
Did You Take Drugs from a Sketchy Dude in a Bathroom or Are You a New Parent?
When’s the last time you showered? A. Before you left for the club. B. It was a week ago and it was to cover the sound of your sobs.
Are You Getting LASIK Surgery or Starring in a Cheap Porn?
- You just met the person who will be intimately probing your body - Several people and bright lights surround you
Did You Stumble into an Alt-Right Rally or My Sock Drawer?
- By far the most popular style: crew cut. - You never imagined that one place could contain so many worn-out heels.
Daily Affirmations for Conspiracy Theorists
- I accept that most people aren't as smart as me. - My inner resilience will help me carry on no matter what “scientists” say.
Plot Summaries of Unpublished Monster Novels by Nobel Laureates
J. M. Coetzee: A boy who may or may not be Jesus battles racist zombies. Jean-Paul Sartre: Lucifer tricks a man into ordering a bad batch of escargots.
The Real Reasons These Inventions Were Created
“I was tired of pissing my pants.” ---Gideon Sundback, zipper (1909)
Cartoon Character or Financial Tech Startup?
Cartoon character, beloved by children for their goofy, sweet, and mischievous antics, or actual fintech startup?
Fun Summer Activities for Kids (Brought to You by the Society for a Flat Earth)
Ask whether they want to eat off of a flat plate or an upside-down bowl. Your child will soon realize that flat surfaces are the only way to go!
Signs Your Pets Are Planning a Coup
You find throwing stars in the scratching post. / Your search history reads: "kibble download free" "cat fail compilation" "overthrow fleshy tyrant king"
How Children Remember History vs. How Their Parents Remember It
1327 AD: “I love this new “Ring Around the Rosie” Song!” vs. “I hate that schools are trying to make this bubonic plague sound fun!”