Funny Lists

Weekly funny lists for readers on the go. Quizzes

A Teacher Weaves His Marital Strife into His Second Grade Spelling Lesson

Help: Never be afraid to ask for help. Some couples go to a marital counselor for help. Help.

3. Time heals all wounds. a. True b. False c. Depends on the wound. d. Depends on the day.

Attorney Up Close: The lightly sweaty smell of a middle-aged man’s neck you’re pressed against during rush hour on the train home from work.

Andrew Cuomo: Intimidate, Inoculate, Incriminate Ted Bundy: Marry, Fuck, Kill Hamlet: Be, Not Be, Wonder Lil Nas X: Yee, Haw, Satan-Worship

All Time Low: Dear Maria, Count Me Out, I Have a Baby Shower That Day Green Day: Crate and Barrel Case

Known for ruining weddings Feels very repetitive, and makes it seem like you’re dying Love it or hate it, left a permanent stamp on the cultu…

The Human Flashlight She’ll find those evil villains hiding in the dark, oh yes, she will. (Unless she’s recharging at home, of course.)

- Saying “have fun” when someone says they have to go to the bathroom - Seductively unbuckling one of the buckles on your left shoe

Before your friend has the chance to say, “How’ve you been?” grab all three of you into a hug and take selfies.

- You felt a warm and spicy thick wave crash over you. - Everyone else at the KFC Summer Family Fun Fest faded away.

A Phone Charger: “Nourish thine phone and ye shall nourish thine soul.” Neitzsche said that.

- You don’t really know what he does all day. - He has a lot of defense mechanisms from his childhood. - He woos with music.