Weekly funny lists for readers on the go. Quizzes
When’s the last time you showered? A. Before you left for the club. B. It was a week ago and it was to cover the sound of your sobs.
- You just met the person who will be intimately probing your body - Several people and bright lights surround you
- By far the most popular style: crew cut. - You never imagined that one place could contain so many worn-out heels.
- I accept that most people aren't as smart as me. - My inner resilience will help me carry on no matter what “scientists” say.
J. M. Coetzee: A boy who may or may not be Jesus battles racist zombies. Jean-Paul Sartre: Lucifer tricks a man into ordering a bad batch of escargots.
“I was tired of pissing my pants.” ---Gideon Sundback, zipper (1909)
Cartoon character, beloved by children for their goofy, sweet, and mischievous antics, or actual fintech startup?
Ask whether they want to eat off of a flat plate or an upside-down bowl. Your child will soon realize that flat surfaces are the only way to go!
You find throwing stars in the scratching post. / Your search history reads: "kibble download free" "cat fail compilation" "overthrow fleshy tyrant king"
1327 AD: “I love this new “Ring Around the Rosie” Song!” vs. “I hate that schools are trying to make this bubonic plague sound fun!”
Help: Never be afraid to ask for help. Some couples go to a marital counselor for help. Help.
3. Time heals all wounds. a. True b. False c. Depends on the wound. d. Depends on the day.