Weekly funny lists for readers on the go. Quizzes
“You’re making me gasp in bed for the wrong reasons.” “Lately, our pictures on Facebook have been less than flattering.”
- There’s a loud chewer in the group. - They look drowsy and could fall asleep at any moment.
Find Your Fast Track: Sometimes you reach your destination quicker because you simply run out of track.
Jedidiah “The Jug” Wilkesbury: “The jug” is known for his unceasing eye contact during his sets and his rugged bad-boy persona.
Construction Soundscapes: - Indoor: Hammering, Banging, Drilling - Indoor/Outdoor: Reverberating Machine Humming (Origin Unknown)
- Your resting face just seems to send hostile messages, is all. Are you saying no one has asked about this before? - Seriously?
- Ah, yeah, I got Pfizer, too. - My weekend was good! Just went to the park, socially distanced. How was yours? - AGH, OUCH! Shit. No, I’m okay.
Bulk of budget devoted to keeping Aragorn looking as wet as possible at all times.
You became very well-acquainted with someone known as the Tiger King.
- An oppressively prudish focus on discretion. - Heaving, aching bosoms.
Foolish Pleasure? Super Fuzz? Cave O'Wonders? No matter which way you look at it, you picked a winner.
Has been inside a dog for less than five minutes. You won't see a deal like this again!