Weekly funny lists for readers on the go. Quizzes
It has seen someone naked within the past year. / It does not feel like it missed out on buying Bitcoin at a decent price.
The lifeguards have radar guns now and if we clock you at more than three miles per hour, YOU’RE GONE.
The trendiest, blandest, gray hoodies for the influencer who just can't keep their mouth shut. Don’t worry, you got this!
Just because everyone else jumped their cars off a cliff, does that mean Dom has to do it, too?
"How smart can this so-called Smartwater be if it allowed itself to get trapped in a bottle like that?" —The Twainster
Including "High and Dry (Kazoo Remix)" – 106-minute remix featuring Sting on kazoo, and Thom Yorke explaining that a bat is a mammal, not a bird.
***correction – You peaked in high school as a regionally-ranked writer and debater, and based your entire ego on that one single skill.
IF I REALLY THOUGHT ABOUT IT, I GREW UP IN A BIG FAMILY—I HAD 7 OTHER SIBLINGS. I’D GET NOTICED ONLY IF I YELLED REAL LOUDLY.
Look: I’m white. I’m a man. My home and backyard are filled with dangerous worker bees that produce honey for me. It’s not that unusual.
"Doors are a Construct!" One BRAVE CAT'S journey to embracing a fluid Indoor/Outdoor identity!
The “Calling Your Mom a Bitch” Filibuster – If 41 senators do this at least one time, the vote is delayed for a fortnight.
Last year, I met the lovely Emma outside a Concord tavern. She said she liked my tri-corner hat and asked if anything else of mine is tri-cornered.