Funny Lists

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Normal Clothes, Explained

Shoes are footwear that is not sneakers, Crocs, slippers, or boots. I cannot remember why you would want them.

"The cat is sleeping right now. Use your quiet voice." / He’s not, but he’s 107 in people years. Stop screaming in his face.

It seemed like you perked up a little when Josh mentioned he was trying to make mythological hybrid beasts in a lab he built in his basement.

Raquel bought her Model Y with the money she made as a risk-taker and thought leader for a leading brand of performance-enhancing energy bars.

May 5 – Cinco de Mayo: IVs previously containing live-saving antivirals and convalescent plasmas will be replaced with frozen margaritas.

I Know What Hunts Youcalyptus Mint -- An incisive blend that weaves a piercing mint with a feisty eucalyptus connotation.

If your skillet is a dirty little vessel that needs to be put in its place, here's the proper way to utterly humiliate and defile it.

You realize you are alone and so is your spirit, crushing you with the existential terror that you are irreparably flawed at the cellular level.

You've heard of Lil' Wayne and Lil' Kim, but doesn't Lil’ Dipper, Lil’ Sidetracked by Social Media, and Lil’ Antsy make so much more sense?

His mother asketh him to get milk for he hath complained of thirst: but he drew in mischief a bottle of Sonoma Coast Chardonnay she loved dearly.

Pong can no longer be used to directly hack into the European Central Bank to amend the national debt of Slovenia and Slovakia.

She was slathered, head to toe, in Russian dressing, and I was ready to eat at Moscow’s most exclusive restaurant: Flavortown.