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Newspapers, According to Their Titles

"The New York Times" -- It’s 4:00 on Broadway. It’s also 4:00 on 81st Street.

Your message may simply be too sophisticated to be understood by lower life forms.

Period pieces you may or may not have heard of, including Ringlets Weekly, Knees!, and Hats Off Magazine.

I flipped through it and noticed it had a lot of words, and some of them were long.

Which of your family members is now a part of QAnon? What is your first guess on Wordle?

- There’s no chance you’ll walk away with a flattering photo. - You don’t know what to do with your arms.

Childhood Dream: Live in a mansion. Adult Revision: Live next door to someone who doesn’t own a leaf blower.

Doesn’t fall correctly… I don’t know what the ideal shape would be, but this wasn’t it.

- DIY ax throwing in the parking lot - Fish microwaving contest - Egging Janet in HR’s car (for charity)

Someone or something begins to rattle the door back and forth as if trying to force it open. Suddenly, it stops.

You’re ashamed to be wearing something from Goodwill while everyone you know is wearing something gifted to them by their rich parents.

FALL Under The Spell Of The New York Blood Center’s Impending Autumn Drive. Ah-Ah-AH!