Funny Lists

Weekly funny lists for readers on the go. Quizzes

Notifications from Your Sleep-Deprived Mac

Your Mac is overheating. Your Mac can’t stop looking up the symptoms of rare computer viruses.

- Everything is interconnected, but how? - Things get real messy, real fast

Your Password Is Insecure: password Your Password Is Confident: Password.Period.

I Didn’t Kill Jillian, Per Se, But I Am Indirectly Responsible for Her Death and While It Haunts Me, I Am Still a Redeemable Character

In the distance, you hear the echo of someone repeatedly muttering, “Mingus Ah Um.”

You know what rips you to shreds? [synonym for life]. [slang term for a woman in the 1970s], let’s get married.

- Queenside Tuscaloosa - DeVry-Phoenix Main Line - The Jay Leno Trap

Popular squat varietals include Back Squats, Front Squats, and Boot Cut.

The second to-scale Lego diorama you have built in the last two weeks of the entire Chicago skyline.

"The New York Times" -- It’s 4:00 on Broadway. It’s also 4:00 on 81st Street.

Your message may simply be too sophisticated to be understood by lower life forms.

Period pieces you may or may not have heard of, including Ringlets Weekly, Knees!, and Hats Off Magazine.