Weekly funny lists for readers on the go. Quizzes
"Check Out This Really Big Plate of Spaghetti" (9/1/20) – It seemed like an excellent decision at the time. It was a really big plate.
After she breaks up with him, appears outside her window in a trench coat. With a boombox blaring the iconic song she lost her virginity to.
De Beauvoir and Goethe for the cottagecore lesbian desperately in love with her best friend. Byron and Žižek for the pervert with a heart of gold.
As an Aries, boundaries are non-existent to me. I love to share. (I shared private medical details about you with four strangers on a bus.)
Very hard to get a hold of. / Rarely available but never disappears forever. / Covered in BBQ sauce.
Subscription to the Nonrefundable Security Deposit Wine of the Month Club – Let them drown their sorrows with Funk Band Bordeaux or Bouquet of Rosé.
The French Monarchy | by BIGNapoleanB | If you want a thing done well, do it yourself. France could be better under New Management. Stay tuned.
All of my passwords and the facial ID on my phone. My mother is sick, Jolene, and now I can’t call her. I had to use a LIBRARY to email Mom.
Dining Room Swear Jar: $1 Dark Corner Of The Attic Swear Jar: $57 Home Office Swear Jar: $0
In March, you say goodbye to your family, friends, and old way of life. It’s time to prepare for a rough journey ahead.
Let whiskey cook slowly until boil. Add reckless spoonfuls of cinnamon until brown haze floats over liquid like a haunted fart.
Left sleeve: Since my left hand is not my dominant hand, I could probably make it an hour or two without this sleeve, but it wouldn’t be ideal.