Funny Lists

Weekly funny lists for readers on the go. Quizzes

The Official Badvent Calendar for 2020

December 12: Santa's naughty list of Democrat-controlled cities where the most egregious instances of police brutality take place (uh oh; it's long).

One week of these scared straight soups and your offspring will be begging for another Allrecipes "Easy Cheesy Noodle Family-Friendly Casserole."

"The Great Gatsby" (F. Scott Fitzgerald, 1925): A man who has made an absurd amount of money throws huge, unlawful parties at his estate. People die.

"Check Out This Really Big Plate of Spaghetti" (9/1/20) – It seemed like an excellent decision at the time. It was a really big plate.

After she breaks up with him, appears outside her window in a trench coat. With a boombox blaring the iconic song she lost her virginity to.

As an Aries, boundaries are non-existent to me. I love to share. (I shared private medical details about you with four strangers on a bus.)

Very hard to get a hold of. / Rarely available but never disappears forever. / Covered in BBQ sauce.

Subscription to the Nonrefundable Security Deposit Wine of the Month Club – Let them drown their sorrows with Funk Band Bordeaux or Bouquet of Rosé.

The French Monarchy | by BIGNapoleanB | If you want a thing done well, do it yourself. France could be better under New Management. Stay tuned.

All of my passwords and the facial ID on my phone. My mother is sick, Jolene, and now I can’t call her. I had to use a LIBRARY to email Mom.

Dining Room Swear Jar: $1 Dark Corner Of The Attic Swear Jar: $57 Home Office Swear Jar: $0