Funny Lists

Weekly funny lists for readers on the go. Quizzes

King Lear or the Average Boomer?

Wanders outside during period of widespread danger to shout opinions of varying coherence at imperiled bystanders.

Re: Re: Re: Super Fun Quarantine Recipe Exchange Re: This will not work if everyone does not fwd this email to their closest 10 friends RIGHT NOW

"If your prognostication about a pending recession proves true, I have faith you’ll be among the few who can still afford bottle service."

“will I complete the mystery of my flesh” / “breasts will be breasts thighs will be thighs” / “thy hair is one kingdom”

She is certainly allowed to raise her eyebrows when you admit you’re not seeing anyone, despite the fact that your city is still sheltering in place.

Preys on the old men outside Walgreens / Frolics across Floridian beaches / Slept with Chris Cuomo / Hates it when you use protection

Dancing Alone, Procrastinating Together: A Sociological Interrogation of TikTok, or Why I Didn’t Finish My Major Requirements

The Time-Out - Take a break from spanking your husband to go spank your children for not doing the dishes.

Grateful for her bi-weekly escape to buy cvessentials, Janice took her time folding the sixteen-inch receipt to fit neatly in her wallet.

"Netflix Throws Hot American Soldier into Cast of New British Film, Hoping You're OK With the U.S. Military Industrial Complex"

“I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.”

Assassination of Abraham Lincoln - April 15, 1865: Play is cancelled and Lincoln lives through his second term, pursuing a new urban chic look.