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How to Get Over a Flop Ex-Boyfriend

Imagine him chasing after a ping pong ball. Imagine him eating a banana horizontally, à la corn on the cob.

Are you comfortable being the center of attention? Do you prefer working as part of a team, or by yourself?

The good news is I’m lying. It’s just good news. The bad news is I’m a compulsive liar so it’s all mostly bad news, unfortunately.

Every position you try is somehow the wrong one. / Things that should be lubricated are decidedly not, and vice versa.

”Our food lies ahead and death stalks us from behind.” / “Free ice cream is the coal and I am the Choo-Choo.”

“Modern-day Robin Hood example” “Modern-day Robin Hood not in jail” “How to sell eggs?”

Service Charge USD $1.60 x 3 | Service Fee USD $2.30 x 3 | Self Service Fee USD $3.90 | Order Manufacturing Fee USD $4.75

Beach tent: It took you two hours to get a tiny human here. You’ll be lucky if you stay 20 minutes.

"What gives? Let's get fro-yo and drop a piano on him Looney Tunes-style."

TV food challenge? Or problem for a big ape? Test your knowledge for Meatball Madness, Bumble B. Rumble, Clever Fever, and more.

Women are underrepresented / The news is not good

Babies' forearm prints all turned into leeches crawling around a fetid pond.