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15 Fascinating Facts about Orthodontists

The orthodontist tends to prey on children and teenagers, but has been known to target those in their twenties, thirties, or even older.

Bruce has been a policeman for 40 years and retires in 27 days. If you know anything about law enforcement, he will certainly die on his last day.

Adam explaining to Eve that he really enjoyed talking to the snake more than her and whether she likes it or not he’s going to Cabo with him.

While Thinking About: The tropical rainforest of Rhukanrhuka, Bolivia. You'll Be: Swearing at the deli rat that scampered off with your last Funyun.

Amethyst: The Manifestation Stone - Often used by unremarkable white men to get ahead through little to no talent of their own.

Don’t hesitate. If you see an apartment you like, grab a demon’s pitchfork, stab it in your thigh, and sign in blood immediately.

Waist up. Open-neck shirt, light blue. Body angled but just barely, so the viewer wonders, "Is his body angled or not?" One hand across waist.

Facial Recognition System – Mental procedure of sorting through possible names for an acquaintance one encounters at the grocery store.

Pfizer Video: $6/month, $720/month without insurance / Costco Flix: $17/month, but only if you agree to stream all the movies together at once

Hard-nosed private investigator Sarah Cream never thought she needed a man—until she met the mysterious (and mysteriously hunky) Peach brothers.

Aries: You’re no conformist! You’ve accepted that and so should the US government. They haven’t though, so you’ll fake your own death.

Graduations: Oprah in black informing Stephen Colbert’s audience that the tests are back and they all have chlamydia.