Funny Lists

Weekly funny lists for readers on the go. Quizzes

Characters I Assume Are in Little Women

Tuppin Yerp - A rascal! Most days you can find him by the creek, fishing rod in one hand and slingshot in the other.

I know it’s not very masculine, but it’s really more for my family than anything. I would have gone with a bigger one if not for my wife.

I’m looking over the transcript between the sea witch and the Little Mermaid and I don’t see the words "squid pro quo" anywhere.

Just a short walk to the train: The nearest subway stop is a mile away and trains don’t stop there on weekends.

Do you promise to never fake orgasms or moon landings? Will you open your heart to your spouse’s family, friends, and cabals?

I'm using my little green thumb to turn up the thermostat and the humidifier at the same time. Now I'm using both hands.

Wilcox - Say hello to Wilcox! Your newest member of the household comes in Smoky Bourbon or Teal.

Where Are They Now? Ghosts and Their Families / We Hate Each Other, Not You / The Illustrated Book of Lost Pets

Wrap yourself from the neck down in Saran Wrap, and then ask a friend to spray lukewarm water between you and the plastic with a garden hose.

Increased Risk for Age-Related Macular Degeneration / 100% Not NOT That Bitch / Likely photic sneeze reflex

Can you show me examples of crimes against humanity the organization has been working on? Would I be able to represent ISIS at industry conferences?

I enjoy exercising now, since I can levitate over the treadmill while watching Hulu on my phone. If my BF asks, I tell him it’s supernatural cardio.