Weekly funny lists for readers on the go. Quizzes
I’m looking over the transcript between the sea witch and the Little Mermaid and I don’t see the words "squid pro quo" anywhere.
Just a short walk to the train: The nearest subway stop is a mile away and trains don’t stop there on weekends.
Do you promise to never fake orgasms or moon landings? Will you open your heart to your spouse’s family, friends, and cabals?
I'm using my little green thumb to turn up the thermostat and the humidifier at the same time. Now I'm using both hands.
Wilcox - Say hello to Wilcox! Your newest member of the household comes in Smoky Bourbon or Teal.
Where Are They Now? Ghosts and Their Families / We Hate Each Other, Not You / The Illustrated Book of Lost Pets
Wrap yourself from the neck down in Saran Wrap, and then ask a friend to spray lukewarm water between you and the plastic with a garden hose.
Increased Risk for Age-Related Macular Degeneration / 100% Not NOT That Bitch / Likely photic sneeze reflex
Can you show me examples of crimes against humanity the organization has been working on? Would I be able to represent ISIS at industry conferences?
I enjoy exercising now, since I can levitate over the treadmill while watching Hulu on my phone. If my BF asks, I tell him it’s supernatural cardio.
I remain perplexed as to the genesis of Igor’s strong opinions regarding the choice of which cadaver shall provide the penis.
24 hours: A work acquaintance who could care less about my existence but whose validation I seek nonetheless.