Funny Lists

Weekly funny lists for readers on the go. Quizzes

Everything I Googled Post Student Loan Debt Panic

“Modern-day Robin Hood example” “Modern-day Robin Hood not in jail” “How to sell eggs?”

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Beach tent: It took you two hours to get a tiny human here. You’ll be lucky if you stay 20 minutes.

"What gives? Let's get fro-yo and drop a piano on him Looney Tunes-style."

TV food challenge? Or problem for a big ape? Test your knowledge for Meatball Madness, Bumble B. Rumble, Clever Fever, and more.

Women are underrepresented / The news is not good

Babies' forearm prints all turned into leeches crawling around a fetid pond.

Dr. Ellis is not worrying about grading papers or summoning a hoard of lizard monsters for Gork the Lizard King.

Oh maybe that guy's not a robot. Now I don't think this one's about robots at all.

Penguins are from Antarctica, the Galápagos Islands, New Zealand, and South Africa but live in captivity in places like Detroit.

Danish Castle with Sea View: Currently not under threat of invasion from Norway!

Tells you in no uncertain terms that they are "NOT sleepy." Orders you to play the same song. Again.