Funny Lists

Weekly funny lists for readers on the go. Quizzes

10 Hashtags Better Than #amwriting

#amactuallywritinggoodshit – This is a great hashtag to show other writers you’re not just writing, you’re writing better stuff than they are!

Lower self entirely to ground. Pick cute dog up overhead (regardless of size). Exclaim over cute dog’s cuteness. Take 3 to 25 pictures of cute dog.

How about some credit for processing all invoices while my boss lectured me on "eating too many microwaved oyster and pastrami sandwiches at work"?

We could stay inside and play games, I don’t know. I kinda like frying up my sad cuisine, gettin' in bed and curling up with a girlie magazine.

Enjoy public performances like "George Bernard Shaw on a Precariously-Balanced Manhole Cover" and "David Mamet in the Penn Station Bathrooms."

Amish teens form a circle and, when called upon, can choose either Truth or Dairy, two equally adored pastimes.

When I give blood, does the needle the doctors use make a hole in my arm that a ghost could get into?

Stadium security: It’s dangerous, wearing something that makes you look that good. Did you get all dolled up just for me, honey?

Give your dad the gift of a Roth IRA orgasm for Father's Day without having to label it incest.

When did you know you were diversity? What do you know about the lack of equal opportunity at our company?

1 red/purple/blue/yellow/green/white/orange/red/blue scarf, nearly 30 feet long, covered in blood, possibly used as a tourniquet.

When a teen in New Mexico had trouble concentrating in class due to hunger, her teachers managed to buy her six months’ worth of Adderall! Wow!