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Why Your Cat Has Economic Anxiety

You're always freelancing from home, which means your cat has to watch you and dart away when you notice. So there goes her whole day.

Second Lady Karen Pence has provided access to beautiful color shades such as Partial Birth Abortion Red-Orange and I Can Tolerate Misogyny Maroon.

Merrells are suddenly the only shoes that don’t "hurt your feet," and you explain this to strangers, even though your feet have never hurt.

My creative outlet is composing letters to my imaginary wife since I have implicitly sworn a life of celibacy even though I didn't know I had to.

The "Egg on Egg Deluxe" is a regular egg that's been cured for two years and is dying to be enjoyed while crammed on the A train.

A live sex show performer, Thack Pour typically festooned his lithe body with corsets and cummerbunds of various sizes and quality.

Chuck Norris continues to beat the sun in staring contests and that alone probably disproves climate change.

The internet is abuzz ranking the four hunky and hot Hollywood "Chrises" from favorite to least favorite. My rankings are more comprehensive.

Your war gets into Yale, just like its father, grandfather, and great-grandfather. Your war is a C student, just like its father.

Profitability - Market confidence in any sort of synthesized life forms has been steadily declining since the 70s.

In order to allow our company's pop-up confirmshaming to get right to the point, we have dropped all pretense in our online buttons.

Blindfold the assisting doctor and spin the doctor around for a silly game of "Pin the Lethal Injection on Grandma."