Weekly funny lists for readers on the go. Quizzes
Dr. Pacini’s always been good, but now he’s got the best hygienists in the business. They’re a root canal dream team.
- Repeat grades six and seven, objectively my most awkward years - Untangle holiday lights - Menstruate for an entire month
- He’s been trying out different mating calls. - You’ve caught him googling “Brown Booby,” “Great Tit,” and “Cock-of-the-Rock.”
Cain: Cain is in pain! Abel: I'm un-Abel to walk comfortably!
- Ask what the specials are, then ask what all the regular items are. - Memorize the entire menu instead.
Dorothy Hamill, for inspiring the bowl cut my mom gave me from ages 6-12.
If you woke up and your partner was an Oscar Mayer wiener, how long could your grief stop you from eating them?
- Let’s form our own special select committee - Please be my Majority Whip - We should move forward with a discharge petition
1099-K, BB-8, WA-7, W-9?
Peabody, Maynard, Wantwit, Athol, Muckspout: fastest route to Muckspout or scathing flurry of insults?
You’re willing to fight for what I deserve. You categorically accept my claim that, “This is not entirely my fault.”
Gallegory: Everything in a story represents something else, but only for the ladies. Men still have to read it literally.