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Tax Form or Droid from Star Wars?

1099-K, BB-8, WA-7, W-9?

Peabody, Maynard, Wantwit, Athol, Muckspout: fastest route to Muckspout or scathing flurry of insults?

You’re willing to fight for what I deserve. You categorically accept my claim that, “This is not entirely my fault.”

Gallegory: Everything in a story represents something else, but only for the ladies. Men still have to read it literally.

Add More Variety to Your Diet: You’ve either forgotten to eat or had eight meals today. Both count.

Including "The Capable Ice Road Trucker" and "The Priest Who Challenged Me to a Rap Battle at My Nephew’s Baptism.”

OK—technically you didn’t ask this, but no, you’re not supposed to sing along.

Go on two dates with me that seem to go well, but then inexplicably ghost me, I’m half Irish

Water (for reference): $0.89/gal Water (digital): $9,132/gal

You can’t win if you don’t play. Don’t let the big one get away!

Aquarius: Who is morally frail? Thou art. Immoral thoughts cause your complexion to redden.

- A dairy farm (allergic to cows) - Siberia (too cold, no McDonald’s)