Funny Lists

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“Kiss Me, I’m Irish” T-Shirts for Those with Partial Ancestry

Go on two dates with me that seem to go well, but then inexplicably ghost me, I’m half Irish

Water (for reference): $0.89/gal Water (digital): $9,132/gal

You can’t win if you don’t play. Don’t let the big one get away!

Aquarius: Who is morally frail? Thou art. Immoral thoughts cause your complexion to redden.

- A dairy farm (allergic to cows) - Siberia (too cold, no McDonald’s)

$9.99/month: Standard package for those living standard lives. Those living substandard lives will be overwhelmed.

The country leaders play a game of thumb war in front of the entire world. The losing country loses more than just a World Cup match.

Emeton's Loose Nuts are meatier, more sensuous, more lissome, bustier, than those ordinary strait-laced nuts.

A profoundly boring pair of plaid PJs ($499.78)

Awful shows like "Who Wants to SEE a Millionaire?" and "DATE… MY… PODIATRIST!"

- A nine-year-old who will be upset later that there’s no gravy for his potato volcano

"So, how’s that so-called ‘job’ of yours going?"