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Aquarius: Who is morally frail? Thou art. Immoral thoughts cause your complexion to redden.
- A dairy farm (allergic to cows) - Siberia (too cold, no McDonald’s)
$9.99/month: Standard package for those living standard lives. Those living substandard lives will be overwhelmed.
The country leaders play a game of thumb war in front of the entire world. The losing country loses more than just a World Cup match.
Emeton's Loose Nuts are meatier, more sensuous, more lissome, bustier, than those ordinary strait-laced nuts.
A profoundly boring pair of plaid PJs ($499.78)
Awful shows like "Who Wants to SEE a Millionaire?" and "DATE… MY… PODIATRIST!"
- A nine-year-old who will be upset later that there’s no gravy for his potato volcano
"So, how’s that so-called ‘job’ of yours going?"
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If you’re still using Facebook today, you’ll still be using Facebook in 2042.
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