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Every Single Website’s Holiday Gift Guide for Dad

A profoundly boring pair of plaid PJs ($499.78)

Awful shows like "Who Wants to SEE a Millionaire?" and "DATE… MY… PODIATRIST!"

- A nine-year-old who will be upset later that there’s no gravy for his potato volcano

"So, how’s that so-called ‘job’ of yours going?"

Special offer alert for your birthday! Reply before the end of the night for an all-inclusive hookup!!

If you’re still using Facebook today, you’ll still be using Facebook in 2042.

💒👀So, HOW did we build such a LOVING RELATIONSHIP? 👀💒 Here’s how 👇

When you sing to your baby please use public-domain music.

To hear this litany of passive-aggressive disgust in English, press one.

P.U., this clown stunk! Literally, he smelled like he crawled out of a sewer.

A woman realizes she’s in love with her best friend and vows to stop his wedding by any means necessary.

Reese's Cups: “Another groveling rube clamoring for accolades simply for having done exactly what is required."