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While the world tries making a constant pilgrimage to my groin, I will turn every last one of them away unsatisfied. Because I don't experience sexual attraction. At all.
Yuri the Ukrainian, in a move to appear smooth, would sneak under girls' umbrellas and grope them. I didn't know his friends, but I thought this was pretty weird.
Listen up, fat people: don't let Big Government tell you how large your soda can be, or that you need to get an hour of exercise a day. Start being fat and proud.
Could this be a hijacking of both a plane and the American public to try to teach them something about geography? Somebody get Nance Grace on this.
I was dehydrated and could barely stand after a three-hour cross-training workout. Then life presented me with whiskey, a hot woman, and a couple of whales.
A 10-question quiz to reveal your Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 Disappearance Theorist identity Are you the Pilot Suicide, the Catastrophic Failure, or something else?
If you haven't nickel picked, then you haven't lived. Think rock climbing is ballsy? Think bungee jumping is extreme? Well strap in for the thrill ride of your lifetime.
Before you pack up your Phish CDs and attempt to grow out your ridiculous white person dreadlocks to move to Colorado for legal marijuana, heed this advice.
There's never a reason not to be singing karaoke. But you do have to choose your songs wisely, as not every situation calls for "Build Me Up Buttercup."
Puerco pibil is Spanish for "pork whatever the hell pibil means," and it's basically a super slow-roasted pork, marinated in the best damned spicy sauce you'll ever taste.
I’m a youngish white male with advanced degrees. That kind of stuff would get my ass kicked in the US of A, but in the R of K that makes me a pretty hot item.
What if I told you that all the typical "life hacks" everyone tries to pimp out are bush league? Here are three ways to save time and live like a goddamn king!