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The latest posts from all humor columns. Everyday Artists | PIC Newspaper | First Lecture | Simon Says
Eager to take advantage of the burgeoning audience of cavemen lulled into a sports/meat hypnosis, advertisers spend even more on boobies.
Sometimes the estrogen builds and builds until it has nowhere to go but
How to design a bar that will piss Justin off: charge a $10 cover to watch infomercials on TV while big-breasted bartenders serve $5 Buds
Lady Justice may be blind, but she can still smell a scandal. Government heavyweights are tipping the scales against the little guys.
You've heard all the rhetoric, taken P. Diddy's advice, and resigned yourself to a vote for Kerry, right? Now change your mind!
What kind of world doesn't let a man decimate punk kids who have it coming? Forget felony charges, give Cory Petero the game ball.
The truth may be hard to swallow, but your anxiety and depression are all in your head. Life is hard... thanks to the little blue pill.
Two nostalgic sports movies, Sandlot and Rookie of the Year go head to head by comparison. ESPN Classic, meet Ebert and Roeper.
Yes, they still have awards even when TV is at its most pitiful. And Justin still has wild, often irrational opinions on who should win them.
If you're going to quote a movie, at least do it right. Keep it short, fresh, and be sure to pay the appropriate dues to the screenwriter.
Thanks to folks like Mel Gibson, we are reminded of important caveats to the First Amendment like,