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What’s in a Name?
Common sense and pronunciation lose all meaning when it comes to getting other people to identify you correctly.
The latest posts from all humor columns. Everyday Artists | PIC Newspaper | First Lecture | Simon Says
Common sense and pronunciation lose all meaning when it comes to getting other people to identify you correctly.
Camera phones, flip phones, walkie talkie phones, AIM phones...is there any such thing as a regular WORKING phone anymore? 'Cause I'll buy it.
Are you immature? Can you embellish the truth and reference the 90's with ease? Then you're on the write track to college humor stardom.
A dueling of half-wits commences as humorist faces 'responsible' journalist. You decide which one to take more seriously.
A year-by-year recap of the mind-blowing events and circumstances that shaped the life you now know as 'Casual Misanthropy.'
Get pregnant if you must, but don't rule out abortion until you've developed a strong backhand. Kids these days can really play ball.
If EA Sports continues making new football video games as hard as this one, you're gonna have to put your fingers through spring training.
Six reasons this year's Summer Olympics make you proud to change the channel. Give or take that underage fox, Carly Patterson.
Look ladies, we're sorry that you're dysfunctional, overweight crybabies with self-esteem issues. Let's see them tittays!
One fast food restaurant stands tall in the face of an industry rolling over for diet-crazed, fat-obsessed Americans. Think outside the bun.
Justin and special correspondent SmarterChild go on-site in Boston to juice up one of the most politically-correct pep rallies ever.
Predictions, analyses, and bitch slappings handed out for the upcoming NFL season, guided by classic quotes from the movie Old School.