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Legends of the Fall
Nobody ever said calling home from college would be easy. E.T. phone HOOOOOOMMME!!
The latest posts from all humor columns. Everyday Artists | PIC Newspaper | First Lecture | Simon Says
Nobody ever said calling home from college would be easy. E.T. phone HOOOOOOMMME!!
When connecting your computer to a wireless router requires 4 hours of infuriating technical support, you've hit a big NO COMPLY.
The only thing worse than chronic allergies? Terminal illness. Although after enough sore throats you might feel like dying.
Ben Savage isn't dead because he will forever live in Justin's heart. He also just plain isn't dead... can't say the same for his career.
In the past, infomercials were all but useless crap. Enter Doggy-Steps, the only product guaranteed to tap your Achilles pet heel and wallet.
You know THAT GUY. In fact, you probably know all ten types of them. And you've hated every minute of their annoying existence.
Most people could skate by calling Lord of the Rings or Back to the Future their favorite trilogy. But Justin's got the Flying V for you.
50 articles, 1 year, and countless tense, comedic, and controversial moments later, it's time to reflect on you, the outspoken reader.
Enough blind praise already, let's get down to everything horrible about Lord of the Rings.
The all-important first day back. When everyone meets the people, professors, and policies they'll regret for the rest of the semester.
It's time to put celebs in the spotlight on trial again. Ashlee Simpson, Barry Bonds, Bill O'Reilly and more. Who will get bitchslapped this time?!
One man's obsession with sports turns into a fantasy of sorts. Err, what's your fantasy...sport? (Rhyming IS hard, Ludacris!)