The latest posts from all humor columns. Everyday Artists | PIC Newspaper | First Lecture | Simon Says
The first annual awards show you'll literally feel like shit for winning! Dishonorable mentions like Kanye West included. And the winner is...
Attention Colt's fans who bet against the Patriots: time to pony up and re-evaluate your thoroughbred. Yep, Peyton Manning failed once again.
At some anti-evolutionary point in history, a highly abstract concept known as 'love' took place. Relationships have been going downhill ever since.
An unconventional drug dealing method leaves the Rhino's dad with a free stash. Let's hope he doesn't know real weed from fake weed.
Naturally, drawing blood samples from a rat's eye without a needle doesn't sit well with the rat. Only one intern set out to spare them.
Make the most out of your return to school by paring down your friends, pimping out your wardrobe, and pumping up your game plan.
Today's remakes and sequels are centered on nothing but cashing in on their predecessors. Too bad that cash cow's always milked out.
The rise and fall of the legendary smoking device and its greedy, hippie owner who eventually paid the price for stoning the neighborhood.
Dry season in Potheadville calls for drastic measures. But can two high schoolers manage to get a sack of weed from the mother of Jesus?
The internet's come a long way since we waited on girls pixel by agonizing pixel. But do we finally have too much of a good thing?
When you remove from a man the desire to have sex on an hourly basis, you get some surprisingly revelations from two clear heads.
Post-surgery means a lot of horrible hospital food, tubes in tight places, and balloons without nitrous. Yuck, ouch, booooring.