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Don't be surprised if the hospital staff treats you like a first grader and tells you a few half-truths. Besides, it's just open heart surgery.
Raging whores learn the hard way from T.T. Allibaster: leave your phone lying around and daddy may find himself in the sexual know.
If women are out working alongside the men, who's at home raising the kids? We may as well all be living in a pineapple under the sea.
At their core, relationships are nothing more than an exchange of goods and services. Here's how to achieve an economy of scale.
The best way to break up with a girl is to be honest with her. So go ahead, tell her she's fat, annoying, crazy, or terrible at sex.
The neighborhood pool is the social scene for most people, but it's also the stage for mother/daughter conflict in the Keeney family.
Not even girls are immune to beer goggles. Except that the female kind affects their conceptualization of how they look while they’re dancing.
Volumes of literature, prose, and philosophy have been aimed at understanding women. None has come close to this 3-step process.
As a fat kid and a wrestler, Marine spent a lot of time hitting the mat. But nothing compared to the pain of wrestling a future UFC fighter.
Wherever you're out drinking, chances are there's a drunk guy ready and waiting to fight. What causes this compulsive, idiotic behavior?
The fire, the anger, it’s like a muscle you have to realize and develop. This is the story of Marine's first flex and workout.
Things were easy in the asexual, academic exploration of kindergarten. Until Katie Keeney introduced Marine to stubborn womanry.