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I love the fortune cookies you get at Chinese restaurants. They're stupid, and everyone knows it, but my problem is that they don't even tell you a fortune.
Why allow yourself to get any older than 22 when you can commit anti-aging suicide? Here are several creative ways to out with a bang.
You may want to drop some acid, because it'll help you get through the registration process with a shred of sanity, and also it'll make this column a whole lot funnier.
I think hairdressers have needlessly complicated their business to justify having a school for what they do.
Time to escape the dregs of your pathetic summer job in search of adventure. Here's the summer's hot-spots, from Europe to Iraq.
Unlike the whole prostitution thing, Friend Hookers will make the most money with their most winning smiles and sparkling personalities.
Canadian politics take a twist when Emmanuel runs for Prime Minister. Drugs prevail, taxes decrease, and the economy hinges on Best Buy.
I was thrilled at the prospect of making the seven hour trip to London with my friends for Canada Day weekend, which is a lot like the fourth of July, except more Beavertails.
There's something extra amusing about a French amusement park. But it's definitely not those stuffed animal prizes. You'll never win those.
If you're like me, a lot of unrelated thoughts enter your head throughout the day. Almost all of them are a complete waste of time, but here is a sampling of mine.
The Text-Heavy secrets are out. And now you can use them to learn how to write your own award-winning comedy column.
I took a trip to London for no apparent reason, and, after a long and arduous journey, made it there very much alive. Here's what happened.