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Complaining about me walking around in my room? Anne Frank made more noise than that, and I hear she turned out all right.
Preparing for an exam? Here's a one-size-fits-all approach guaranteed to put your mind at ease for any subject.
Backpacks are getting bigger. I see people walking around campus with bags big enough to transport small children.
Follow Emmanuel, your personal wild and crazy party animal, on a night out from pre-partying to last call.
On-campus or off-campus? Obvious pros and cons make this decision about as easy as picking classes.
Spring Break is not without its share of problems and idiosyncrasies. So wherever you go on your time off, try to enjoy yourselves. It's the last bit of fun you'll ever have.
Put your party hats on, it's time to explore everything besides alcohol that make a birthday memorable, starting with the 'In Da Club Remix.'
Building names, textbook price fever, roommate whining and early classes. Not to mention grammatical errors. Everyone's guilty here.
How do you spend those 30 minute downtimes in between classes? Common answers include napping, reading, shoplifting and masturbating.
Have you ever wondered why everything is always dirty and everyone is always sick? Don't worry, there's nothing you can do about it.
If dorm room assignments are done randomly, how come there are some quiet floors, some party floors, some slutty floors, some dork floors, and some jock floors...
This is the time of year when people have to decide where and with whom they will live next year. Turns out nothing tears friends apart faster than housing arrangements.