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The semester's almost over, and all I can say is: What the hell happened? Did I blink and miss it? I've never seen time pass this quickly.
December can be an awfully lonely month if you don't find someone to share all the mushy holiday moments with. Step one, learn to cook.
Quick Note to People Wearing Santa Hats in Public: You're not fooling anybody. We know you're not really Santa. And you look like idiots.
My way of saying "I'm sorry" while immolating myself in my own funeral pyre. Also, some random thoughts about nomenclature and Santa Claus.
Not since Saved by the Bell and AC Slater has the subject of jocks seen so much attention. Even the mathletes get their two seconds.
Procrastination: it's what you're best at and it's why this year's Spring Break will suck worse than last year's if you don't give it some thought.
A lot of Valentine's Day commentary is cynical...and for good reason. All the couples are too busy having sex.
Valentine's Day is the one day of the year where couples come together to make single people feel like shit. No other day that so clearly separates the winners from the losers.
Dropping the freshman 15 (or the sophomore 45) won't be easy, but at least it will keep you off drugs. Except for that silly protein powder.
College humor by Court Sullivan. Quotes, comedy articles, columns and blogs - all original.
I was thinking if I put Ritalin in my coffee the effects will negate each other. My friend told me I should just stick to decaf and placebos.
Riding the bus is never a 'pleasant' or 'punctual' experience. But Mr. Driver, please, stop lowering the handicap ramp for fun.