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I have it on good authority that university students, on average, spend 70% of their disposable income on drugs and alcohol.
College students live for the weekend. The entire week is spent talking about how great this weekend is going to be, because somebody's having a wicked house party.
Procrastination is an artform. An artform that by nature, will never be explained on paper. That's why there's the Internet.
If there's one thing worse than seeing somebody you know and not remembering their name, it's seeing somebody you think you know and mistaking them for someone else.
Laws of Nature You Don't Learn in School: The weather on Halloween is inversely proportional to the appropriateness of your costume.
Emmanuel's takin' it back to the old school style of hardcore college humor. Expect class, professor, textbook, and dorm poster jokes.
Paranoid, yet timeless advice for the serious trick-or-treater. Remember pranksters, Osama's cave is strictly off-limits.
I love the college posters that pass for comedy. You ever seen this one? "Marijuana... At Least It's Not Crack!" Wow. That's edgy.
They had a separate orientation for people in the dorms (a non-stop 7-day party) and a those who live off-campus (we had lukewarm coffee). This place is like Nazi Germany.
Last Saturday night, it finally happened. People ran out of money. Last weekend we had no alcohol, no drugs, no women.
Brush up on everything from invitations and keg-buying to music and mood lighting. Just try to keep the blacklight away from the jizz stains.
I have 'Class Friends'. These are friends I met in class, and the only thing we have in common is that we're in the same class together.