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At the beginning of the year, everybody got a free mug filled with condoms and coupons, and when I moved in a few weeks ago, I got nothing.
Seven types of bad news girls and the dirty little traps they set to lure you in. Most likely to blindside you? Bisexual-Girl.
I swear if one more person tells me that the reason I'm tired after Christmas dinner is because there's tryptophan in the turkey I'm going to lose it.
The REAL post-tsunami disaster question is: what are North American celebrities doing to offer relief aid? Oprah's giving away Pontiacs...
Is there anything more exciting than dragging out a pointless tradition? Perhaps a cranberry-stuffed turkey with a side of comedy.
Walking the line between high and low brow, you'll find that having class often gets in the way of gawking at the many fine campus ladies.
Breaking news: The Scholarly Tabloid gets a makeover! No, it's not a smear campaign, just a reinvention of humorous social commentary.
It snowed in Victoria, which never happens. It was only a few inches, but because this never happens the whole city went into a panicked state of emergency.
The days leading up to the 25th provide an eclectic mix of Christmas music and Marilyn Manson's latest hit: "I want to cut off your skin and wear it like a jacket."
The cast of Jackass has already injured themselves ad infinitum. It's time they focused on new projects...like beating Jesus in arm-wrestling.
There is nothing in the world that a professor can say that is more terrifying than "Form a group for a group project."
Literate bartenders everywhere agree it's half National Enquirer, half Dear Abby, half Jerry Springer. Mix well and garnish with calculator.