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Chuck's grip on the 18-wheeler tightened as he used his free hand to polish off another Miller Tall Boy. This was America after all, and he was after terrorists.
Several months ago, one of our time machine pilots safely returned from the year 2016, and the big news is the American Presidential Debate focusing on zombies.
For you who don't know, Jewel-Osco is sort of like a Walmart, except with less stuff that isn't food. And they are assholes.
It's time you embrace social networking, and use Facebook the way all exceptional people do: to get laid. Here's some research to make your profile sexier.
When it boils down to it, and all the cultural and societal bullshit of this Kim Kardashian era is wiped away, what we are left with is this: all girls are sluts.
I'm currently high on Percocet while writing on a brand new computer that I still don't know how to use. You don't really need your gallbladder, right?
Guatemala is still a third world country, but it's gotten a lot less murder-y in the last decade, and has become quite a popular destination for backpackers.
Do you need full-color photographs of brand new dudes showing you how to do the same basic exercises every single month? Then you need New Dudes Magazine.
Cats are great. They're cute, they're cuddly, and they do funny things. But GoogleCat is everything your cat will never be.
The following is a true story, and the conversations are posted as close to verbatim as possible, as much of the talking was in Czech, and it's just a silly language.
When I arrived at the Coors Brewery with my dad, grandpa, uncles, and brother, I envisioned the ultimate manly bonding experience. Instead, everyone pussied out.
What about the Chinese countries besides North Korea? How dangerous are they? Are they our enemies? Here we'll examine nine potential Asian invasions.