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The secret to a successful career is doing what you love. Unfortunately, blowjobs don't pay nearly as much as jobs that blow.
You can learn a lot about certain cultures by snacking on some of their favorite foods. Did you know Asians are fishy and make you vomit?
If nothing else, national personifications make it a lot easier to make allegories and/or stereotypes. Let's just call them stereogories.
A beer-by-beer account of a day of hot sun, hot girls, and 20 cold ones. Even Anne Frank would be proud this story still exists.
Forget colored tights and camouflaged uniforms. Modern day heroes require a special blend of courage, ingenuity, and animal instinct.
The Apocalypse may be upon us, but that doesn't mean you can't prepare for it. Or at least go out with the most bang for your buck.
There's more than one way to spell out a victory at board games. C-H-E-A-T-I-N-G. Triple Word Score, 89 points!
Looking to escape to the great outdoors, but tired of camping? Perhaps 'Cottage Season' is for you. Same thing, only Canadian.
A taste of fame on MTV Live fuels the hunger to have everyone eating up the name
If you love putting the 'o' in 'oral,' I've got a preposition for you. No need to hide your homonym-erotic tendencies, you're a word-lover.
The best of the shortest include a skating hero, a baseball slugger, and a backup vocalist. And not a single one of them needed a stool.
The motivation for exercise and eating right is often hard to find. So are sexy women who don't run away from you. Coincidence? Hardly.