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An examination of prequels and and their equivalent necessity ratings as reflected by random objects. It's a long backstory, don't ask.
Every producer dreams of making a follow-up hit movie. But like any good Catholic family, some don't know when to stop squeezing 'em out.
Rarely does a hobby get you laid, except poker. Learn your jargon, and you'll have two ladies in your pocket and the nuts in hand.
The latest PIC practical joke making you gag? Don't be April fooled, pranks are elaborate masterpieces of the true humorist...sucker.
Horoscopes make vague claims that are smirked at and forgotten. But what would happen if you followed them word for word? The outcome is Sagit-hilarious.
When I’m not demonstrating outside the White House, you’ll probably find me at a San Francisco bathhouse wearing a pair of assless leather chaps.
Increasingly, sports stars are trying to sing and dance, and entertainers are trying to throw and catch. Spare us the misery.
When you're pretending your next meal could be your last, you suddenly find your tastes surprisingly close to those on death row.
No other sport can put your excitement on ice quite like curling. If you have the stones for it, you'll find that it's not just pucking around.
Applying the conventions of sitcoms to your own life could cause some confusing scenarios. Like, the sexual attraction to your long-lost twin.
The key to peace in the Middle East could have been staring us in the face all along: Hooters waitresses. That's right, sex sells AND calms.
Starting a cult takes devoted followers and an outrageous formula. Observe how Scientologists successfully incorporated galactic tyrants.