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You don't question a Madden gamer's loyalty. In fact, you don't really question him at all. Just let the issue of the broken controller go.
As a veritable human encyclopedia on college gyms, I’m here to guide you along on your quest towards total body perfection.
When writer's block hits, it's tough to churn out new material. Save resources and go with 50/50 post-consumer recycled content.
Facebook may be your best agent for meeting future girlfriends. But by that point her future boyfriend is already plotting to bring you down.
We've all acted interested in a girl in order to get some action, but when there's lights and camera involved, well now who's playing who?
As your family's restaurant server, I'll be: waiting for you to order, waiting for you to leave, and waiting for your daughter to turn legal.
What is it about summer that makes writers wax poetic, and women wax Brazilian? You have a good three months to think about it.
There are certain times in your life when you just laugh, laugh, laugh. Still, it's common courtesy to ask if he's alright after you catch your breath.
Your Christmas might vary between the type of family and amount of unconsciousness, but it probably doesn't get any less depressing.
I mean just look at her. Look all around you. Comedy breathes all around us when we're hanging out in the dorm, or running into poles.
For a show with hilarious characters as well as poignant truths, The Office hits in all the right spots. Yeah, that's what she said.
Sometimes a good thing that turns out to be a bad thing can be a great thing. Double meat, double cheese, zero regrets.