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AIM screen names are the new cell phone number, so you better brush up on your chat game. Here's how to avoid the stink of desperation.
MTV is taking a lot of flak these days, but do you really want all those crappy videos back? Get with it, bad is the new good.
Congratulations on finishing college! You may now begin staring blankly at a computer for 8 hours a day. Every day. Bored to tears.
You think you're so cool throwing back with your buddies? Listen here, kiddie, alcohol is nothing new, and you've still got more to learn.
Madonna makes a spiritual quest to Israel for the Jewish New Year in hopes of once again feeling what it's like to be a virgin.
How is it possible that America's biggest junk food perpetrator has dug themselves into a cream-filled hole? Answer: too many snack breaks.
Protestants aim to stop companies from working with Israel and no amount of talks or blowjobs will help. Circumcision is still cool though.
Unless you become rich, famous, or good-looking, never in your life will you have access to hot college girls again. Act fast, limited time offer!
A few melting glaciers and rising oceans later, Europe decides it's time to crack down on global warming. But first, let's burn one down.
Norwegian bandits steal one of the world's most valuable paintings from a museum in broad daylight. Bystanders were calmer than the painting.
It seems Americans CAN agree on one thing: the 'ideal' nose. If plastic surgery keeps up this pace, the economy will be booming in no time.
The East Coast's latest natural disaster has adopted the American way and decided to pressure the government in exchange for cooperation.