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If you want your friend's friends to like you, you've got to show some common interest in generic music, beer, and their girlfriends.
2007 is going to be a big year. Just thinking about it puts this smile on my face that lets everyone know I'm in over my head. Over my head.
Think that slut on your floor is the only one getting around campus? The shuttle bus is your chance to make
The premise for this week’s throwdown is pretty simple: Exactly what are the worst traits a girl could have?
Reports and wisdom from a college grad lamenting the end of dining hall food, forbidden dorm sex, and a complete lack of responsibility.
AIM screen names are the new cell phone number, so you better brush up on your chat game. Here's how to avoid the stink of desperation.
MTV is taking a lot of flak these days, but do you really want all those crappy videos back? Get with it, bad is the new good.
Congratulations on finishing college! You may now begin staring blankly at a computer for 8 hours a day. Every day. Bored to tears.
You think you're so cool throwing back with your buddies? Listen here, kiddie, alcohol is nothing new, and you've still got more to learn.
Madonna makes a spiritual quest to Israel for the Jewish New Year in hopes of once again feeling what it's like to be a virgin.
How is it possible that America's biggest junk food perpetrator has dug themselves into a cream-filled hole? Answer: too many snack breaks.
Protestants aim to stop companies from working with Israel and no amount of talks or blowjobs will help. Circumcision is still cool though.