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Protestants aim to stop companies from working with Israel and no amount of talks or blowjobs will help. Circumcision is still cool though.
Unless you become rich, famous, or good-looking, never in your life will you have access to hot college girls again. Act fast, limited time offer!
A few melting glaciers and rising oceans later, Europe decides it's time to crack down on global warming. But first, let's burn one down.
Norwegian bandits steal one of the world's most valuable paintings from a museum in broad daylight. Bystanders were calmer than the painting.
It seems Americans CAN agree on one thing: the 'ideal' nose. If plastic surgery keeps up this pace, the economy will be booming in no time.
The East Coast's latest natural disaster has adopted the American way and decided to pressure the government in exchange for cooperation.
Those bastard freedom-haters are always up to something. This time it looks like the American troops will just have to rely on fans.
Animal rights groups are up in arms over the latest chicken abuse. Though they do plan to release the video on the Internet soon.
America's loudmouths put down their differences for a moment to share some passionate face time on The O'Reilly Factor (aka The Gay Test).
Apparently the leopards in the world's fifth-largest city didn't get the memo that humans are not on the 'Animals It's OK to Murder' list.
The descendants of the famed presidential candidates who squared off to the death decide it's time to rekindle some hard feelings.
Undeniably the most controversial and hysterical article you will read for a long time. That is, until a mockery can be made of Dubya's death.