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Why did this 23-year-old woman do the naughty with her 14-year-old student? Who cares, this dude's definitely in the popular crowd now.
Frightened and pale, one heroic young lad rises from the floor and belts out the correct spelling to his word after fainting.
The CIA's taking to the Internet in stronger waves of technological defense these days. So far all they've accomplished is cock-blocking.
Ground-breaking research has determined that not only are fat children fat, they are also likely to be bullied. It's a crazy world.
Thank the Lord someone is finally sweating the small stuff. And to think, all people worshipping Jesus have actually been sitting on him.
New York installed a parking space too close to a fire hydrant and everyone including the fire chief got ticketed.
While hardcore Star Wars fans lineup outside for weeks just to get a good seat at Episode III, semi-fans seem content with the back row.
Convicted DUI offenders need not worry about repeat offenses. New in-car breathalyzers shut off the ignition and pour you another shot.
What happens when you air a show that hints at a little too much info? You pull it and sell the uncensored version on DVD, duh.
Thanks to modern technology, people can now see what King Tut really looked like: a metrosexual. Go on, pop that pink collar, pharaoh.
Three men (and a few good-for-nothing hoes) discover $75,000 buried in their backyard. Turns out soil deposits aren't that safe after all.
Gladiator of compassion, Russell Crowe, comes to the aid of a torched Jewish elementary school. Says Mel Gibson is 'going down baby.'