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AIM's newest release will have some extra features, but some people are worried about 'spyware.' Are these people just being intrusive?
The only wolphin in captivity has just given birth to a new baby. One can only imagine the adolescent identity crisis this calf will endure.
Environmental damage to the planet we reluctantly call home is getting worse. And not just because of your nasty Taco Bell dumps.
Guess who John Kerry's wife is? Teresa Heinz Kerry. That's right, if Kerry wins, ketchup will become a food group.
Although I've enjoyed every nasty, lying word to ever come out of her mouth, Lil' Kim is now in trouble with da law.
Jackson's lawyers have decided to let Michael tell his own story to the jury the best way he knows: using ambiguous fragments of his songs.
Krispy Kreme plans to close it's trial bakeries in Wal-Mart stores for fear Southerners might look even fatter in discount wife beaters.
As if American influence wasn't already overwhelming, now Elmo is supposedly carrying the will of the White House to the Middle East.
Mel Gibson wants to strike up some controversy huh? Maybe he should try making a movie that's not so believably anti-Semitic!
One Doberman owner is all worked up over the possibility that her top bitch was drugged pre-show. So of course, she started bitching.
There's a good reason why 40's come in larger bottles: the people who drink them need a lot more beer to make their problems disappear.
As online dating picks up, along with it come the usual problems, only in different forms. Other problems include avoiding physical contact.