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Actor Tom Sizemore won't be getting off his drug charges anytime soon using a fake penis. In fact, he won't get off period using one.
They could care less if you 'shake it like a Polaroid picture.' Just make sure you send copies of your wildest orgy photos.
New studies show that cell phones pose a significant threat to the traditional driving impairment stereotypes like Asians and old people.
If toy supplies in Japan are anything like U.S. retirement security, there will probably be enough dolls to satisfy 15 lonely Japanese retirees.
Move over Betsy Ross, the new generation of college knitters is in full swing. And they've created a style all their own...by hand.
Apparently LeBron James is too intimidating to make his visual presence felt across China. No worries, they'll keep making his shoes anyway.
One man goes entirely out of control after getting fed up with spammers bashing his 'already-enhanced' penis.
People across America are ordering pizza using the alias 'Paris Hilton.' But only one man delivered to the real Paris: 'It's fucking Fred.'
A new parachute system for a PLANE? What a great gag gift for the fearful, newbie pilot in your family!
Unpatriotic American actors leave the Washington Crossing re-enactment high and dry, choosing to sip hot cocoa by the fireplace.
The tsunami disaster is making waves all over the world. But who knew the AP could be responsible for spreading it's impact?
A runaway deer is caught on videotape?! This special report features commentary from our very own Court (the deer) from 'Deer Court'!