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Just when it seemed the Netherlands had almost run out of things to legalize, someone remembered it might be handy to kill babies too.
Forget everything you've ever heard about the pitfalls of HIV and embrace the millions of dollars poured into satisfying the infected!
Ozone Entertainment Weekly ranks 2004 as the fourth-hottest ever. DJ's everywhere must be going crazy, really!
College students around the country will flock home for their Mom's farm-raised turkey, but some freshmen will be a little happier than others.
Bush is back in the White House and the Middle East is ready for a re-match! Okay, let's see the flop!
Monkeys have taken over India and the only thing that can stop them is their own diet.
Every 10 years, the kids decide to take a stand against Michael. But they still requested he read to them during naptime recess.
And you thought blaring, top 40 ringtones were annoying. Try having your phone explode in your ear and then say 'I told you so.'
In a baffling attempt to go platinum as a rapper, Ron Artest got too tired to play basketball for a few games. Silly bling dreams.
Hey, flipping burgers is REAL. But who knew Webster was such a hardass?
Dylan's Nobel Peace Prize nomination in literature has sparked some debate, as well as a few bong hits over 'Mr. Tambourine Man.'
The results are in, and the children of America have voiced their opinions through Nickelodeon. John Kerry for Babysitter 2004!